December 2009
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Here's to the kids. - Pete Wentz
jacquelineeee:
marauder-:
(via estimatedtime):
Here’s to the kids. The kids who would rather spend their night with a bottle of coke & Patrick or Sonny playing on their headphones than go to some vomit-stained high school party. Here’s to the kids whose 11:11 wish was wasted on one person who will never be there for them. Here’s to the kids whose idea of a good night is sitting on the...
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dad: you're going to alabama next week?
me: yeah.
dad: be careful!
me: i...will.
dad: they might be able to smell that you've talked to black people.
me: DAD.
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New Diet
jacquelineeee:
iwasarecord:
katiekatie:
gilligannn:
Yesterday I was buying 2 large bags of Purina dog chow at Walmart, for my dog Charmander. I was about to check out when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think, that I had an elephant? Since I had little else to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again,...
you know,
allmadhere:
iwasarecord:
marilyn monroe wasn’t even a big fan of diamonds. she didn’t really own a lot of flashy jewelry; she borrowed it mostly/just wore it for movie promotion and image. and she borrowed most of her dresses that she made appearances in from studios and stuff. she loved to read.
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Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051,...
pbjellyfish:
backlessblackdress-:
morganfreeman:
backlessblackdress-:
livetoinfinity:
finders:lasso:anograms:john-o:
do this omg
o m g
someone tell me what happens before i do it
no no omg it’s really cute, just do it!
LOL EVERYONE NEEDS TO DO THIS
ahahahaha. :3
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