February 2010
January 2010
i feel like there is something wrong and i don't...
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REBLOG! FUN WAY TO KNOW SOMEONE'S BIRTHDAY.
allmadhere:
completemachine:
sweetweatherpeacockfeathers:
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graceguava:
shelovesjapan:
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onlyamari:
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wowrandywow:
Jan. - i WANNA KISS YOU Feb. - i WANNA SEX YOU Mar. - i WANNA FUCK YOU Apr.- i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU May.- i WANT YOUR BODY Jun. - i WANNA FEEL YOU Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU Oct. - i...
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Morning List.
jacquelineeee:
somethingintellectual:
20 Interesting Facts to go along with your Wheaties…
1. A zebra is white with black stripes. 2. All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise. 3. Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards. 4. Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees,...
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i was having the weirdest dream right before i...
i was giving a lecture to a group of people about something called “tornado theory.”
now that i’ve been up a while, it’s getting harder to recall, but it was something about not being a dick to people because you create tornadoes, and the worse you are to them, the bigger the storms get, and then they destroy your city and you’re left with nothing.
or something. idk...
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100 Skills Everyone Should Master/bold what you...
mrkisskissbangbang:
whisperingwillow:
1. Set goals 2. Keep a plant alive 3. Care for a baby 4. CPR 5. Feel confident naked 6. Interview for a job 7. Bake a birthday cake 8. Use a fire extinguisher 9. Use a compass 10. Express condolences 11. Tell a joke 12. Remember names 13. Sharpen a knife 14. Dump a poisonous friend 15. Check your oil and tires 16. Relax/Meditate 17. Apologize...
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Patrick is inexplicable. I love him more than almost anyone else on the planet....
– Pete Wentz (via whoeverthatis) (via bsidetomytongue) (via fuckyeahpeterickfob) (via completemachine) (via allmadhere)
http://twitpic.com/10n2iu - My bed made is so rare I took a pic.
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ugh so i think tumblr unfollowed people for me or...
so yeah i may have just followed some of you twice, sry about that.
and also, hay to my new followers. :) thanks!
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up until i was like 13, i thought lindsay lohan...
iwasarecord:
sunshineheartaches:
iwasarecord:
sunshineheartaches:
until one day when i was like, “mom, whatever happened to lindsay’s twin, she was cool”
and she just looked at me and went, “baby, no”
this is exactly what happened to me except my mom didn’t let me down easily. she made fun of me.
yeah i pm left out that part because it makes me sadface. she still makes fun of me to...
up until i was like 13, i thought lindsay lohan...
iwasarecord:
sunshineheartaches:
until one day when i was like, “mom, whatever happened to lindsay’s twin, she was cool”
and she just looked at me and went, “baby, no”
this is exactly what happened to me except my mom didn’t let me down easily. she made fun of me.
yeah i pm left out that part because it makes me sadface. she still makes fun of me to this day, omg.
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up until i was like 13, i thought lindsay lohan...
until one day when i was like, “mom, whatever happened to lindsay’s twin, she was cool”
and she just looked at me and went, “baby, no”
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formspring.me
danabear:
i don’t understand. you’ve never kissed a girl. and you’re fourteen so you probably haven’t done all that much with a guy. how can you say that you’re bisexual?
lol
sup~
what even is this
i mean
no
seriously
wat
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omg i hate having a life sometimes.
i’ve been gone since noon yesterday and i’m just now home at 9pm.
that’s seriously like a week in internet time, how will i ever catch uppp. ;~;
overflowing asked: Thank you, so very much. Thank you. It's crazy how kind words from a stranger REALLY do help. I figure, if you can tell that I loved her than she must have too.
Thanks so much.
Thanks so much.
because seriously, if they hadn’t canceled it, there was a 100% chance of this shit at 10am, an hour before i’m out of class. hell no.
om nom nom chocolate chip pancakes with blueberry syrup & fried eggs. awwriiight.
awww yeah, freezing rain, how i love thee. lol i didn’t even set my alarm for this morning. i wasn’t going to school either way.
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yerawizardharry:
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blog « amanda palmer →
allmadhere:
Point.
“i backed off, though of course my inner demon wanted to lean over the fucking cattle wall and hiss back in her ear that her mom sure had some real fucking talent last night.”
♥