December 2010
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step-dad: i'm thinking about reupholstering the work truck.
mom: in what?
step-dad: i don't know, some sort of fabric, or fleather.
mom: wait, what?
step-dad: fleather.
mom: oh my god, honey. it's called pleather.
step-dad: no it's not. fake leather. fleather.
mom: um no.
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oh look it’s morning
time to hold down the “down” arrow while i scroll past all the posts sam made while he was tired last night
alsobeastwars:
dear people who like to be choked when having sex,
stop
make me
REDRUM
angrywithrage:
i guess i’m going to watch men in black
nobody talk to me ever again
but that movie is amazing
Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb?
Do you ever have one of those moments where you...
mykicks:
I was thinking about that line in the Bond movie The World is Not Enough where he says after sex, “And I thought Christmas only came once a year.”
Ugh, fucking gross.
is mayonnaise an instrument
jessica alice
someorangesonfire-:
wtf is your new icon
omg kaitlyn drew me based off a picture i posted of myself with a shooped mustache
isn’t it gawgeous??
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sometimes i have brief moments of really intense stupidity
like a few minutes ago when i considered cutting one of my 20mg steroid pills in half to take for the night, and i had the thought, “but wait, what if the steroids aren’t properly distributed and the half i take actually only has like 8mg in it or something”
If you could reblog this,
rheon:
waitaminutewhat:
Phylicia Barnes went missing two days ago.
I don’t know all of the details because I don’t personally know her but one of my friends is really upset over it and any kind of help would be really appreciated.
She lives around the Monroe/Charlotte NC area, but she has family in Atlanta, Georgia so she could really be anywhere.
I always reblog these when they come up...
angrywithrage:
i was listening to bo burnham while playing bioshock and some guy in the audience made a noise that i thought was a splicer and i shot at a chair about five times before realizing it was a chair, but i guess the sound of me shooting the chair attracted a splicer who attacked me from behind and gave me a heart attack and killed me
the end
tears in my eyes
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alsobeastwars:
i don’t really understand the whole “countries as anime characters” thing
but let me tell you
because of tumblr i hate it so much it is so dumb way to go
yeah pretty much this
franistart replied to your post: sooo my car still won’t start i’m stuck here…
pics or it didn’t happen. (the food I mean)
i’ll try to remember to take some before i put all of it in my stupid fat face
I think i'm going to stop being an awkward white...
oooh sam’s gonna hate you so much
sooo my car still won’t start
i’m stuck here again tonight. yay more back pain and no eric yay
idk on the plus side i guess my parents are buying me a new battery tomorrow so i won’t have to deal with this bullshit anymore, and also we’ve having waffles and bacon in the morning so i guess there’s that
so apparently i left my overhead light on in my car all night and now my battery’s dead
and my step-dad’s been trying to get enough of a charge on it so that i can get home but it’s not working so far
if i can’t go home tonight oooh i’ll be upset
eric’s not getting back til like midnight but i need my bed and him next to me shut up i don’t even care my...
stayed at my parents’ last night. my back is in huge amounts of pain from sleeping on the couch but at least i wasn’t lonely/bored.
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“i wanna wrap you in a never-ending naked horizontal under the covers hug.”
– eric (via text)
knifeplay:
in addition to existing shows Family Guy, Republican Family Guy and Black Family Guy, MacFarlane plans to take on new series Woman Family Guy - sure to be a hit amongst the kind of people who think Charlie Sheen is a generally okay human being and people who have just discovered internet memes.
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mom: i figured out why you're still here. it's not to hang out with us, it's for the internet access.
me: why would i be here to hang out with you?
cheza:
i try my best not to reblog every cute kitten i see on my dash but sometimes it just can’t be helped
hi me
