January 2012
December 2011
I agreed to meet my (mentally ill) grandmother here for supper tonight
I’ve been here for two hours
apparently she’s been lost the whole time
sigh
remember that Amanda Show skit where she calls the old guy and says inane stuff and the whole time he’s wailing, “you’ve GOT the WRONG NUMBER”
well I’m at cracker right now and I’m pretty sure I’m sitting next to that guy
me: [playing sims 3 pets] there's a foal up for adoption named "bacon." that almost seems cruel.
elise: at least they didn't name it "glue."
me: oh my god
Partying on New Year's Eve?
hello-ampersand:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
My cousin was literally run over in the street by a drunk driver on New Years a few years...
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mother-in-law: don't say "tits." say something respectful like "chest-icles."
contagonistlove:
“Let’s take this to the bedroom,” I say seductively as I pick up my laptop so I can continue blogging until 5 in the morning.
tumbling from my kindle aw yiss
its slow and finicky and black and white
but seriously two weeks of battery life and limitless 3g so
my christmas haul (for all the people who totally care):
tote bag
ULTA makeup set/box
high-heeled boots
sweaters
socks
godiva dark truffles
pinot grigio
scarves
a dog crate for cora
eric got me kick-ass, inception on blu-ray, & pumpkin butter
oh and from dirty santa i got a cute little travel mug and a clipboard with a to-do list on it
yay
“And when at last you find someone to whom you feel you can pour out your soul,...”
– Sylvia Plath (via goddamnitjenny)
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bigblackfriday:
im a hot mess and im fallin for jews
omg
Watchiamthebrooklyndodgers:
hmxo:
oh muh gord trampoline
DKHIOAPSIPKDL’;MH’AO;KL
it’s 10:30pm and I’m sitting here eating macaroni & cheese while watching an infomercial for the “contour core sculpting system” which is just a belt you wear and it gives you abs and a guy just walked to his mailbox shirtless with one on
and so I’m sitting here with a mouthful of macncheese shaking my head and saying “no” over and over
leisures:
i wonder how many people don’t understand that drag queens and transwomen are not the same thing
too many
l o l i t a: beckysanspants: Reasons to say ‘fuck... →
beckysanspants:
Reasons to say ‘fuck you’ to the Salvation Army.
“The Salvation Army has refused assistance to gay couples unless they break up and “go straight”, Muslim families who refuse to attend “Christian Bible classes”, kids who can’t prove their immigration status, and more.”
hotlocalsingle:
the noises that just came...
leisures:
the goofy movie should just be titled ‘you don’t treat your parents well enough and you should feel guilty about it for the next day or so’
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