March 2012
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i have a sudden need to find that picture of me at the four corners
my boobs looked freaking good in that picture oh my god
i started out eating cashews
i’ve now somehow progressed to digging out the piles of salt in the bottom and pouring them into the jar top and now i’m just wetting my fingertip and
eating the salt
i uh
hm
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strepsis:
I stared into the killer’s eyes. It was amazing to finally be one-on-one with him, talking over a plate of baby back ribs at Chili’s while Big Time Rush played softly in the background, near the men’s bathroom. From what I gathered from his Facebook profile, he seemed like a very intelligent and cool person.
“So, you must be pretty smart, huh,” I said.
“Yeah, I guess so,” he said.
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
oh for god’s sake shut up
trendielamp replied to your post: trendielamp replied to your post: five favorite…
The leviathan scares the shit out of me. It is the most terrifying creature in any movie I have seen. I mean jesus, it is like the size of Manhattan island! and plus it shoots laser beams! LASER. BEAMS.
so glad it’s not just me omg
trendielamp replied to your post: five favorite mandas? alternatively, five favorite movies.
Atlantis the lost empire is an amazing movie. You get a gold star.
it is seriously such a comfort movie for me. i hate people who quote every line when they watch something but i become that person with that movie. it’s so perfect. it’s literally perfect sigh
mandaffodil replied to your post: five favorite mandas? alternatively, five favorite movies.
EXCUSE YOU, you are supposed to say your five favorite mandas are all me. duh. :3 i approve of these choices!!!! but i still haven’t seen rent, whoops.
I’LL MAKE YOU A DEAL you are currently four of my five favorite mandas, when you cave and watch rent then you’ll be all five! i think this is a...
mandaffodil asked: five favorite mandas? alternatively, five favorite movies.
February 2012
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ask me : your favourite five _______
books, paintings, people, flowers, trees, smells, places, anything & everything.
buttsapproves:
So I just made some pasta to eat,
Go to drain it,
Notice that the big bowl is currently being used (it’s not mine to begin with) and the ones that I bought last night were in the back of Dave’s car.
As I’m thinking to myself, “How in the hell am I going to add the pesto to the penne?”I remember I have a jello mold I bought on Halloween.
I’m eating pasta out of a brain.
I...
trendielamp replied to your post: trendielamp replied to your post: i’ve gotten two…
Ima go cry in a corner and catch my tears in a jar T_T
ship them to me when you’re done, i’ll water my flowers with them :-)
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trendielamp replied to your post: i’ve gotten two new followers recently? hm that’s…
WeLL LiKe, I DuNNo Jesssssssssssssssssssss. Maybe CUz I cAN.
except for you cameron
i’m not grateful for you
i’ve gotten two new followers recently? hm that’s cool
thanks for following!! i’m not sure why anyone would follow me but i’m always grateful :)
The Boot Theory -- Richard Siken
earlkonig:
A man walks into a bar and says: Take my wife–please. So you do. You take her out into the rain and you fall in love with her and she leaves you and you’re desolate. You’re on your back in your...
buttsapproves replied to your photo: excuse me NEOPETS how about you don’t tell me how…
You’re a ginger, don’t they know that will kill you?
well i think the neopets team is british
and the british hate gingers
so
i’d say that’s what they’re probably rooting for
mandaffodil replied to your post: how do you pronounce “caramel”? CAR-muhl …
i actually go back and forth? i feel like it depends on how it’s being used for me. like i would say “CAR-muhl apples” but i would say, “i love care-a-muhl”. AND NOW IT NO LONGER SOUNDS LIKE A WORD TO ME SO I HAVE NO FURTHER INPUT.
you are SO USELESS GET OUT OF HERE
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how do you pronounce “caramel”?
CAR-muhl
care-a-muhl
other?
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WE LIKED YOU BETTER FAT: CONFESSIONS OF A PARIAH
nervousbreakdance:
There’s this really nice piece at underthegunreview.net by Jacob Tender that a friend forwarded me today. It’s about how important Fall Out Boy’s album “From Under the Cork Tree,” was to him. After reading it though, nostalgic and well-written as it was, I really found myself more depressed than anything. It’s a complicated feeling, one that I’ve been incapable of explaining...
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so uh
icarly is on netflix
takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
“That’s who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of.”
– John Green (via tenacityforpink)
buttsapproves replied to your post: someorangesonfire- replied to your post: god if i…
You should eat them The germs will boost your immune system and because fritos win/win situation there
well i certainly can’t argue with that logic
someorangesonfire- replied to your post: god if i got a cold from spending two goddamn…
don’t waste fritos now ok
i never said i wouldn’t eat them
i would just throw them first to express my extreme anger
god if i got a cold from spending two goddamn hours in the ER waiting room last night i will be SO MAD
i would literally scream and throw this bag of fritos everywhere
and then pick them up and eat them because fritos
but
still
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
god i added that greasemonkey script for the sidebar
how have i gone so long without it
how
whoops i just googled directions to round rock, tx
11 hours isn’t too long a drive for brisket, is it
basically if you take any type of food ever and add caramelized onions i will cry and fall in love
god i love onions
this post brought to you by my marathon of man v food and every time they show a sandwich or something being made and the onions show up, i start tearing up
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venusaurphobia:
skypointing replied to your photoset
i like the idea of you googling “fighting babies” to make this post
